“I’m Ghosting You” and More Brutally Honest Conversation Hearts

Valentine’s Day is a Hallmark made holiday perpetuated by capitalism and American materialism under the guise that you need to reflect on those you care most about, and show appreciation for them. It’s also a day you realize that most people are actually kind of awful, and your life would be much better without them.

Instead of chocolates and over priced flowers that are thinly veiled cop-outs for lack of genuine thoughtfulness and consideration for your relationship, send one of these brutally honest conversation hearts to say what you really mean.